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This MAY on the Shallot

The following issue is a special May investigation by the OSA Shallot staff, aiming to bring you the very best of the campus' fake news. ​
MURDEROUS CHIHUAHUA ON THE LOOSE
FitBit's New Watch: The SitBit
GrubHub Hires Squirrels to Deliver Your Food
The Pigeons Part Two: Updates on Their Plans to Take Over
Circle Show Revealed to be a Ritual to Open a Black Hole!
Trump Reveals that he thought Tariff was a candy bar
Aliens Announce The Invasion is off Because "Like, What The heck"
Katy Perry just Went to Space, Now Other Pop Stars are Headed to the Moon for a Concert
AI IN FEAR OF BEING REPLACED BY NATURAL ART
DONALD TRUMP PUTS TARIFFS ON AN ISLAND ONLY INHABITED BY SINGLE STRAW UMBRELLA (AND SOME CRABS)
50 million Americans change their name to X in exchange for a free lifetime supply of burger king, an AK-47 and a MAGA hat, in trump and elon’s new advertising campaign
Wicked Movie Part Two CANCELED!
OSA Changes CAASP Testing to Gladiator Fights for Students, School Funding Goes Down
The Scandal Behind OSA's Teachers' Lounge
Gringos Getting Deported!? What has Daniella Trumpa Done!
Justin Beiber Confesses His Love For Benny Blanco
AI music artist inducted into rock n' roll hall of fame
alternative pop star, lana del rey facing backlash due to reptile child
YOUTUBE BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES
TRUMP comfirmed "Triden 4life!!!"
bahja blast discontinued