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This MAY on the Shallot

The following issue is a special May investigation by the OSA Shallot staff, aiming to bring you the very best of the campus' fake news. ​

MURDEROUS CHIHUAHUA ON THE LOOSE

FitBit's New Watch: The SitBit

GrubHub Hires Squirrels to Deliver Your Food

The Pigeons Part Two: Updates on Their Plans to Take Over

Circle Show Revealed to be a Ritual to Open a Black Hole!

Trump Reveals that he thought Tariff was a candy bar

Aliens Announce The Invasion is off Because "Like, What The heck"

Katy Perry just Went to Space, Now Other Pop Stars are Headed to the Moon for a Concert

AI IN FEAR OF BEING REPLACED BY NATURAL ART

DONALD TRUMP PUTS TARIFFS ON AN ISLAND ONLY INHABITED BY SINGLE STRAW UMBRELLA (AND SOME CRABS)

50 million Americans change their name to X in exchange for a free lifetime supply of burger king, an AK-47 and a MAGA hat, in trump and elon’s new advertising campaign

Wicked Movie Part Two CANCELED!

OSA Changes CAASP Testing to Gladiator Fights for Students, School Funding Goes Down

The Scandal Behind OSA's Teachers' Lounge

Gringos Getting Deported!? What has Daniella Trumpa Done!

Justin Beiber Confesses His Love For Benny Blanco

AI music artist inducted into rock n' roll hall of fame

alternative pop star, lana del rey facing backlash due to reptile child

YOUTUBE BANNED IN THE UNITED STATES

TRUMP comfirmed "Triden 4life!!!"

bahja blast discontinued