Miles De Rosa // Current Events & Columns Editor

is a sports writer for an art school, so he's right where he wants to be.

CHarlie Stuip //  Lifestyle & Bay Area Editor

is your favorite buzzkill.

Sunari Weaver-Anderson // Staff Writer

is really just out here. 

Molly Cloud-Hickey // Staff Writer

enjoys writing. Starts arguments for a hobby. 

JULIE HORENSTEIN  // staff writer

loves drag queens and probably has to pee right now.

Tahlia torres-cohen // Staff Writer

has one personality trait: short

Justin Walton // Staff Writer

is a rapper, poet, and writer at Oakland school for the arts, also known as "Jwalt."

emiliano Estrada // Staff Writer

scientists can't figure out if he has hair, but they do know that he is taller than Ms.Karnes.

Zeke Gerwein // staff writer

is a fool on a bike who wants you to stay hydrated.

STella Danielson // Staff writer

is good at peer pressuring herself

Ms. Karnes // Faculty Advisor

is tall and looks like she's from the seventies.