"With a few years of mediocrity under her belt, and her only fans being those who came of age in the late 90’s, Gwyneth paltrow sought to connect further by doing what wealthy white ladies do best; Sell essential oils in their living rooms. And thus, Goop was born." - nat salop
"Valentine’s Day is the celebration of affection and love. It is also known as Saint Valentine's Day or The Feast of Saint Valentine."--Vanessa Hernandez, 6th Grade
During the holidays, party invites are piling up, trees are getting sold out, and you have no idea what to bring to the family potluck. Look no further than my list of desserts you should try baking this holiday. -Hazel phillips, 7th grade
The oversimplifications in high school movies fit in a purely satirical context, but lately many attempt to convey “important coming of age” messages to their audiences, opening speculation about whether it’s possible to relay didactic messages with any integrity through a genre typically so far from reality. --Edrisina sklar 11th grade
Do you love fall recipes and yummy snacks but don't know how to cook, or don't have an excuse? Well, you have one now. -hazel phillips, 7th grade
"What happens when you lose your teeth? I dunno, never was born with any." -- Monet Montgomery
"It’s the holidays, and my family is already starting to look at Christmas trees, hang up stockings, and finding space in our schedules to secretly wrap presents for one another. However, in Mexico it’s a different story"