"Have you ever been wandering amongst the rickety metal shelves of your local Goodwill, seen a strange item of pottery, and thought, “is that an urn?” I certainly have." -- Callie Frederick, 8th Grade
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"Despite few people actually knowing what differentiates them from a comma, period, colon or dash; recent studies have shown that semicolons can help you lead a longer and more fulfilling life." -- Isaiah Kahn, 7th grade "And we’re here to help! In this guide you’ll find all the basic materials you’ll need for the apocalypse, and how to survive once it starts" -- Drax Richardson, "As marginally horrible mid-upper-class people, we all love IKEA." -- Alex Stullman, 7th Grade "BORG, an acronym for black out rage gallon, is TikTok’s latest stupid and dangerous trend, popping up in late 2022/early 2023. A BORG is an alcoholic beverage that has become wildly popular among college kids." --Cb omand, 7th grade "Time and time again in Hollywood we see women get ripped to shreds based on clothing choices, who they’re dating, how mean they were in an interview."-- Maya Mastropasqua, 8th grade "THESE DAYS, SOMETIMES WALKING IS OUR ONLY CHANCE TO ACTUALLY GO OUTSIDE. WE HAVE SCHOOL AND/OR WORK. WALKING PASSES TIME, IT’S GOOD FOR YOU MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY, AND IT’S SOLO TIME. " "The holidays are a comforting and joyful time of the year. It’s sweater season, and for some, snow starts to fall. And of course, Christmas is right around the corner. But, many companies take this as an opportunity to sell products. Is this a good or bad thing?" -- Zoe Deetz, 8th grade & Ruby Deetz, 6th grade "Lots of nursery rhymes and kid’s songs have dark histories, strangely. As Christmas music and nursery rhymes often sound similar, one might wonder if Christmas music also has similarly strange origins. While Christmas music’s beginnings aren’t quite as surprising as some nursery rhymes, there is still lots of interesting history to uncover." -- Isaiah Kahn, 7th grade |
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