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Harry Styles and Barack Obama Relationship CONFIRMED

5/12/2023

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"Harry Styles and Barack Obama are engaged!" --Reeghan Walsh and Maya Mastropasqua, 8th Grade
The following article is a special May investigation by the OSA Shallot staff, aiming to bring you the very best of the campus' fake news.  
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Yesterday afternoon, former US president, Barack Obama,
released an article from the New York Times, confirming his engagement with Harry Styles. “I, Barack Obama have been in a romantic relationship for several years, and am now officially engaged to Harry Styles,” the article stated. Thursday afternoon, Obama and Styles were spotted, holding hands, matching rings shining on their fingers. 

Obama goes on to explain in his article that he and Michelle Robinson (formerly Obama) got divorced at the beginning of his second term. It seems as though the two have amicably split, as he said, “I have absolutely nothing but love for her and I always will.”

The article ends simply saying, “My connection with Harry was immediate and undeniable. We are done hiding.” Obviously this comes as a shock to people worldwide.

“Harry Styles, I’m happy for him that he admitted he was gay. Obama of all people? Strange pairing,” local Bay Area resident, Jordan Karnes said of the relationship.

“I ship them so much,” Drax Richardson, a student at Oakland School For the Arts, told us. 

This news is certainly exciting. Our favorite pop star and favorite president together? Hobama4ever! But when did this relationship start?
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2014 – Rumors

Around December of 2014, rumors started circulating, claiming that then-president Barack Obama had a relationship with Harry Styles. The rumor started with a story in tabloid magazine, The National Examiner. The cover of the magazine read “OBAMA HID GAY LIFESTYLE TO BE PRESIDENT!” With the smaller print underneath saying, “Marriage to Michelle IS A SHAM”. In the corner of the page, a small picture of Styles was featured with an arrow pointing to it saying, “He had sex with THIS MAN”.

E! News reported the response Styles gave to Yahoo UK. “I honestly have no idea what you’re talking about,” he said, “I’ve heard some good ones in my time, but that’s interesting.”

And as far as we knew, that was the end of it…..
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Fall 2015 – The Lunch

In the early months of 2015, paparazzi took pictures of Harry Styles leaving upscale Los Angeles restaurant, The Nice Guy. On the same day, around the same time, Obama was spotted leaving the very same restaurant. While this may seem like an innocent coincidence, it’s important we set the scene of The Nice Guy: dim lighting, formal dress code, and vintage marble and brass furnishing all add up to a romantic evening.

Because of The Nice Guy’s “no camera” policy, there is no way for us to know for sure if Obama and Styles were there together, but we strongly speculate they were…….

Feb 2016 – Harry’s Birthday Party

On Styles’ 22nd birthday, (Feb 1) a huge party was thrown at The Lanesborough hotel in London. Styles rented out the hotel's entire 93 luxury bedrooms and suites. Appearances were made by Kendall Jenner, Oprah, Selena Gomez, and many more. The festivities included Taylor Swift singing karaoke with Ryan Reynolds in a Barney suit, fireworks of Harry Styles’s face on a dog, and much more.
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​Later in the night, Obama and Robinson were photographed entering the hotel. In the pictures posted on various social media accounts, there were a few pictures of Styles and Obama, some of Styles, Obama, and Robinson. No other political officials or anybody similar to former president Barack Obama attended. 
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Kendall Jenner and Robinson were also photographed together several
​times, leading to some speculation, especially now since Hobama has been confirmed.

​At the time, this was just seen as a funny, unexpected friendship, but obviously we know now this was just the beginning of much more….

Spring 2016 – Cuba

In the spring of 2016, Styles was spotted exiting the St. Regis resort in Maldives. This was fairly reported at the time, with several different tabloids and magazines publishing headlines saying things like, “Styles Rock His New Maldives Style.”

Not even two days after Styles’s pictures were released to the public, Obama was spotted on the Maldives’ Vabbinfaru Islands with his daughter, Malia. This didn’t make headlines on any tabloids, but it was still relatively widely known since Obama was meeting with the Cuban government.

​We here at The Shallot believe that Styles’s trip was not a coincidence. Styles clearly went to the Maldives to spend some more time with his future fiancé, Obama…..
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Summer 2016 – Tonight Show Meetup

 On June 8th of 2016, Obama appeared on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. This marks what we believe to be the official beginning of our iconic power couple.

The timing here just stops being coincidence. Styles was spotted multiple times in Rockefeller Plaza, where the show is filmed. Dozens of fans were thrilled, and this was easily brushed off as Styles just taking a walk around the city. Of course, this wasn’t just any trip to the city.

Styles was seen behind the stage, talking to Fallon. He was also seen watching Obama’s interview from backstage. 

Early in their honeymoon stage, Styles just couldn’t wait to see Obama again, going as far as to go all the way to New York. Are they #couplegoals or what?!

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Sep 2017 — The Blue Button-Up

It’s no surprise to the American people that Obama loves a button-up. We’ve seen it time and time again. If that man isn’t in a suit you can bet all your money a blue button-up is in play.

Sometime in September, several photographs were taken of Styles seemingly disheveled. He seems to be in a hurry, his hair messed up and – most importantly — wearing a partially buttoned blue button-up shirt.

I don’t think we really need to connect the dots here….​
Oct 2017 – Harry Styles - Live On Tour

2017 was a pretty big year for Styles. He debuted his first ever solo single, “Sign of the Times.” He also released his first solo album, Harry Styles. With that, came his first tour, Harry Styles - Live On Tour. When going through such a big change in career, who better to support you than your boyfriend?

Obama was spotted several times around The Masonic in SF – the spot of Styles’s first concert during the tour. A source close to Styles and Obama told the Shallot that Obama could often be found hanging around the tour bus, sometimes even backstage.

“Oh Barack? Yeah, he was always around. Sometimes he’d hang around backstage, just watching the show from the sidelines,” the source told us.  

November 2017 – The Break Up

Everything seemed angelic until November 1st. A source who prefers to stay unnamed said they witnessed an argument between Styles and Obama backstage at the DC concert. The inside source stated the argument got heated, with the two throwing insults at each other, however it did not escalate past verbal assaults. The inside source claimed that at one point Obama could be heard shouting, “This whole thing was a mistake!” This statement most likely was referring to their relationship, as the two were not seen together for over a year after this fight.
2018 – Michelle Robinson - Becoming

The only thing that really solidified the possibility of our favorite power couple still having a chance was the book tour of Robinson’s book, Becoming, in 2018. Jenner (the rumored other half to Robinson, in case you forgot) was spotted in the crowd at quite a few of Robinson’s talks. She was spotted on November 15th, in her hometown, and November 17th and 25th, in Washington, DC. Robinson could be seen making eye contact with Jenner multiple times throughout her talks, and Jenner responding with longing eyes.
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​At one point, during a book signing on the 17th, Jenner appeared to be saying something that looked suspiciously like, “You’re doing amazing, sweetie,” and Robinson responded with a large smile. This proves that at the time Robinson and Jenner were going strong, so Obama and Robinson could not have gotten back together, which meant that there was still hope for the best couple of all time (Styles and Obama, of course).

April 2019 – The Yankees Game

Luckily, our beloved couple returned to the public eye together, along with the Obama daughters, for the Yankees VS. White Sox baseball game (a devastating outcome for the Yankees) at Yankees’ Stadium on April 14, 2019. The two could be seen wearing matching Yankees baseball caps, walking very close to each other, and at their seats, they were huddled together. For most of the game, they seemed to be pretty cuddly.

In the top of the fourth inning, when Tim Anderson hit his grand slam for the White Sox, Styles could be seen comforting Obama, patting his arm and whispering something unintelligible into his ear. Then in the top of the 5th, when Aaron Judge caught Anderson’s flyball, preventing another out of the park grand slam, Obama and Styles were seen cheering, and holding on to each other excitedly. Then, during the seventh-inning stretch, they could be seen standing very close together in line at a hotdog vendor and holding hands.

When they left the stadium, Obama was seen with his arm slung around Styles’s shoulder, the little Obamas a few feet ahead. Obama could be seen listening intently to something Styles was saying, both smiling wide, sparkles in their eyes.
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October 2019 – Biden

On October 19th of that same year, Obama, Styles, and (now President of the United States) Joe Biden were seen at a Taylor Gourmet sandwich shop in DC for lunch. Biden wanted to talk through campaigning with Obama, and Obama invited Styles along, wanting to reintroduce the two to each other. Obviously the two would be on rocky footing with one another, Biden being a great bestie and taking Obama’s side in the break up, and still not completely trusting Styles. But how do we know this?

​We got an inside scoop with the President of our nation, Biden, and here’s what he had to say. “Initially, I was angry. Barack getting back with his ex after they had such a bad end? I was worried, and rightfully didn’t trust Harry,” Biden remarked. “I remember back in the day when Barack and I had our brief romantic encounters with one another. He’s a great partner, with a good heart, but a breakable one. You can’t just mess around with that.” But Biden revealed that Styles made a promise to him. “He promised me he would never break Barack’s heart ever again. He said it was the biggest mistake of his life.”

August 2020 – A Romantic Getaway

Styles seemed to have kept that promise because for Obama’s birthday in 2020 the two appeared to have gone to Meadowoods Napa Valley, a resort infamous for being a romantic getaway. The paparazzi caught some pictures of them together. Our favorite pic of these two is the one where they’re feeding each other chocolate-covered strawberries. So sweet!


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However, due to Covid, we weren’t able to track our OTP for a while.

September 2021 – Harry Styles - Love on Tour

After some time, the two resurfaced during Styles’s Love on Tour. On September 18, 2021, Obama appeared at Styles’s DC show. Fans report seeing Styles looking over at Obama many times throughout the show. At some point, even appearing to sing to him. What song, you ask? “Watermelon Sugar” is your answer.

April 2022 – “As It Was”

As if this isn’t enough, on April 1, 2022, Styles released a song titled “As It Was” as the lead single of his album that would come out in May of the same year. The song seems to have a lot of nods to his relationship with Obama, with lyrics like, “”Harry, you're no good alone,’” and “Leave America, two kids follow her.” The first lyric is a commentary on how lonely Styles was when he and Obama were taking a break. The second lyric he disguises in many ways. First, when he says, “Leave America,” he is referring to the fact that when he leaves America, he misses Obama, and Obama has his two daughters with him in America; not that a woman is leaving America with her two kids. He also disguises this lyric as being about a woman, when in actuality it is about his relationship with Obama.

As a whole, the song is about how Styles’s relationship with Obama has changed over the years.

September 2022 – The Finale

And finally, our last stop on the tracking of this relationship: the Madison Square Garden stop on Styles’s tour. Styles was in New York City for 15 shows, spanning from August 20th to September 21st. Obama was seen at nearly every show. Sometimes, he was in the crowd, and other times, fans caught glimpses of him backstage watching Styles.

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Now – Their Future

Now, enough of their past, what about their present?

While most people are loving this newly out couple, there are a few controversies. For one, their age gap is 32 years. Mila Boyden, Oakland School for the Arts student, complained, “That much, it’s just like, it’s- it’s too much. It just feels so wrong.”

This is a totally valid point, 32 years is a long time. And while a lot of celebrity couples have big age gaps, one like this is a little extreme. However, Obama and Styles have known each other for a long time, and have an extensive history, so they’ve had time to grow together. “Harry Styles did date a lot of older women, so it kind of makes sense that he’s into Obama,” offered Karnes.

The other concern is Robinson. Obama and Robinson seemed to be going strong, and the public was shocked to hear of their divorce. Karnes said, “I thought they were, like, a leo capricorn power couple.”

Obama eases our worries by explaining in his article that the two had been divorced for over 10 years, and that it was a mutual decision. No hard feelings.

There are still mixed views, as always with relationships in the media. There were mostly varying opinions about Obama’s side of the story. Richardson exclaimed, “He is doing a service to the country!” While Boyden claimed, “Now it’s like I don’t even know who he is anymore.”

​Here at the Shallot, we love Hobama, and will until the end of time!

31 Comments
1# HOBAMA FAN HOBAMA4LIFE (drax)
5/12/2023 08:46:11 pm

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Zdral
7/30/2023 11:21:05 pm

I'm in love with their love story

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Zara
5/15/2023 10:23:13 am

I love your article! It was so well written and the photos are so accurate haha

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kajsq link
5/20/2024 05:00:50 am

LOVE U POOKIEEEEE

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hobama lover <3
5/15/2023 10:59:50 am

SO GOOD I'M SO GLAD THIS IS GETTING ATTENTION OMGGGGGGGGG I LOVE HOMABA!! #HOBAMA4EVER

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Zanthe (fellow hobama shipper)
5/16/2023 01:08:04 pm

This is amazing!!!! I'm glad someone finally acknowledged it--Hobama 4 life!!!!🏳‍🌈

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Harry Styles x Joe Biden enjoyer
5/18/2023 11:29:35 am

Barack stole Harry from Joe!!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
JARRY STIDEN 4 LIFE😜

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Jarry Stiden 4 life
5/19/2023 11:19:38 am

Joe x harry baby!!! BREAK HOBAMA!!!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥👀

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Adrienne
9/6/2023 08:01:49 am

This is spectacular

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Insightful
1/3/2024 09:50:22 pm

I am writing a research paper on the significance of Obama in the media and was originally skeptical when I read the tagline. I had heard rumors of “Hobama,” but always believed them to be just that.

However, after reading the article it is safe to say I must thank you for this heavily useful information for my paper.

I appreciate the relevant pictures and interviews that draw light to their struggles and perseverance.

After hearing their story, I am inspired. I bought a rainbow flag and hung it outside my house in my support. My wife thought me to be LGBT and said she could no longer be with me if I were to lie to her, but my support does not waiver.

Thank you.

P.S. I have recently adopted two cats and am thinking of the names “Harry” and “Barack.” Thoughts?

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liz
4/20/2025 07:48:24 pm

Not sure if you followed through with naming your two cats "Harry" and "Barack" since its been over a year now but I definitely think you should! I'm sure Harry and Obama would love it!

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Isa and Nevaeh
4/30/2024 01:10:23 pm

This website was so inspiring to me, it taught me a lot about growing into my sexuality, even when people will sometimes put me down for it. Love is always the right answer. Barack and Harry deserve to have a happy and long life together. I've always been rooting for them.

Long live Hobama. <3

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Isa and Nevaeh
4/30/2024 01:13:30 pm

Barack made same sex marriage legal so they could be together :) that's so sweet

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HOBAMALUVER123 link
6/28/2024 06:37:21 am

omgosh this article is everything i dreamed of and more, i wanted the world to know and accept these two lovers. they r such an inspiration and they've always held such a special place in my heart. It would mean so much to me if everyone in the #hombama community could interact with my edits on tik tok account @hombamaluver123 as I have been trying to spread awarness of their love.
Thank you again for writing this amazing piece of journalism.
#HOBAMA4LIFE

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Hunter Winchester
11/14/2024 09:01:12 am

I love hobama and I'm so glad that this record exists so it cant be wiped off the earth. HOBAMA ENDURES!!!!1

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Mia and Cristina
12/15/2024 12:04:09 pm

This was the most inspiring and insightful article we have ever read. Thank you for this. I feel so inspired and feel like i have nothing to be ashamed of. Can we talk about how good Harry looks in Barack’s blue shirt! Thinking about getting a tattoo that says Hobama 4 life. Thoughts? 🏳️‍🌈

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liz
4/20/2025 07:46:10 pm

I personally think that you should definitely get a tattoo saying Hobama 4 life!!! It would show your true love to hobama and I think both Harry and Obama would be so happy about it too.

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chris sturniolo link
2/13/2025 12:02:14 pm

real, I wanna marry my brother too ;) his name is Matt

CHRISXMATT4LIFE

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mori
3/25/2025 08:18:30 pm

my friend wont believe there in love but i know its true.

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Micheal Jackson
3/25/2025 08:27:04 pm

It is not real mate what do you not understand

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mori
3/25/2025 08:29:32 pm

its real love beats people like you

Bill gates
3/25/2025 08:31:48 pm

Show me proof mate no proof don’t trust you

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mori
3/25/2025 08:32:57 pm

look at the entire articale its full of proof.

John
3/25/2025 08:34:06 pm

Mate are you stupid it is not real it is fake photos mate get it right

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mori
3/25/2025 08:35:27 pm

no there not? do you need glasses mate. just say your homophobic.

My friend is a dumb fuck
3/25/2025 08:36:45 pm

My friend is a dumb fuck he thinks it is real

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mori
3/25/2025 08:37:36 pm

maybe your friend just belives in love >:()

John freeze
3/25/2025 08:38:50 pm

No he believes in death

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mori
3/25/2025 08:39:59 pm

i hope you believe in love 😍 😘💋

My friend is a dumb freak
3/25/2025 08:37:43 pm

Dumb freak

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liz
4/20/2025 07:43:17 pm

OMG this is the best article I've ever read and I'm in journalism so that's saying a lot!!!! So happy for the happy and in love couple!! Can't wait to see where they go next! <3

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