"The Coca Cola company has been around since 1892 and has always been known for its sweet bubbly flavor. However, as of last week, the FDA claims Coca Cola is banned due to it containing bromine which is used in flame retardants." -- Ava Ford, Sixth grade
The following article is a special May investigation by the OSA Shallot staff, aiming to bring you the very best of the campus' fake news.
The popular soda brand Coca-Cola is now banned in all 50 states.
The Coca-Cola company has been around since 1892 and has always been known for its sweet bubbly flavor. However, as of last week, the FDA claims Coca-Cola is banned due to it containing bromine, which is used in flame retardants.
People around America are in shock! America's number one soda is now gone forever.
As a result, Coca-Cola is being sued by families around the world due to the soda lighting people on fire. Rachel Chen of Oakland claims that she was having a normal day, sipping an ice-cold Coca-Cola when all of a sudden she felt a burning sensation in her throat. The burning slowly spread up to her face, quickly escalating when a large flame popped up on top of her head. Panic quickly hit her, so she ran toward the lake and jumped in hoping for the burning to stop. Fortunately, the flame got smaller and smaller till it was gone, but not only was the flame gone but also her hair.
Justin Richard was at his home in Temescal enjoying a calm night with his wife when the same burning sensation started on top of his tongue. He thought nothing of it until it started to spread up his neck. Richard claims that his wife looked over and shrieked, “YOUR HEAD!” and he quickly jumped up and darted toward the bathroom mirror. He then jumped into the shower and the burning stopped. As it had done to Rachel Chen, it had taken all his hair.
Coca-Cola is now the world's most hated brand. After 131 years of success, what will fast food companies do without their bestselling soda brand?
The popular soda brand Coca-Cola is now banned in all 50 states.
The Coca-Cola company has been around since 1892 and has always been known for its sweet bubbly flavor. However, as of last week, the FDA claims Coca-Cola is banned due to it containing bromine, which is used in flame retardants.
People around America are in shock! America's number one soda is now gone forever.
As a result, Coca-Cola is being sued by families around the world due to the soda lighting people on fire. Rachel Chen of Oakland claims that she was having a normal day, sipping an ice-cold Coca-Cola when all of a sudden she felt a burning sensation in her throat. The burning slowly spread up to her face, quickly escalating when a large flame popped up on top of her head. Panic quickly hit her, so she ran toward the lake and jumped in hoping for the burning to stop. Fortunately, the flame got smaller and smaller till it was gone, but not only was the flame gone but also her hair.
Justin Richard was at his home in Temescal enjoying a calm night with his wife when the same burning sensation started on top of his tongue. He thought nothing of it until it started to spread up his neck. Richard claims that his wife looked over and shrieked, “YOUR HEAD!” and he quickly jumped up and darted toward the bathroom mirror. He then jumped into the shower and the burning stopped. As it had done to Rachel Chen, it had taken all his hair.
Coca-Cola is now the world's most hated brand. After 131 years of success, what will fast food companies do without their bestselling soda brand?
