"On April 13th, Donald Trump made an Executive Order to permanently change the name from the United States of America to the United States of Trump. He did this to show that he is “one of the most amazing leaders in this world. Maybe even the best president to ever exist.”--Adela Orozco, 6th Grade   

Mcdonalds Robot is outraged at the bad working conditions and low pay for robots, and decides to do something about it-- Lottie Mills, 7th grade

"This month, more and more people have reported displaying symptoms of Brain Rot Disease. But the one question that remains, why is this disease so common among middle schoolers?" - Sofia gonzalez 6th grade 

"On April 18th, GrubHub, a food delivery service, announced their introduction into the ticket selling business. This came after a spike in confusion between GrubHub and the ticket selling site StubHub, since they share similar names. StubHub is known for its extremely low prices, deals on sought after tickets, and excessive hidden fees." -- Amara Deanes, 8th Grade

"On March 1st a hole was discovered in the OSA Literary Arts pathway classroom. The hole went through both floors into the ground." -- Winnie yuasa 6th grade and leo pyskacek 7th grade

"In the season 2 finale of HBO’s The Pitt, a fan-favorite ship–Hucklerobby–has been confirmed." --AJ morales

"To absolutely no one’s shock, OSA has just canceled academics. While this might not come as much of a surprise,  the policy change does raise a handful of questions." -- Logan Bergmark 8th grade

"...the pigeons were planning to attack last year. So what happened? Why didn’t they?" -- Violet Hirsch, 6th grade

Ever since Trump and the Pope went public with their friendship, the world has gone a little crazy. JD Vance quit his job, Trump is trying to find a new vice president, and the press won’t stop talking about it! --Wesleigh Stone 7th grade

"A couple of days ago, our beloved Vanessa Schulte, sixth grade student in Oakland School for the Arts’s Literary Arts Pathway,  got possessed." --Parker Brewer, 6th grade.