"Yes, The SeconD Wicked Movie has been canceled, due to the horrible Drama with Starbucks." -- Lucy Dennis, 6th Grade
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 Did you go to the Circle Show on March 27? Many did, and loved it! Yet how would these people react if they found out that the Circle Show was actually an ancient ritual to open a black hole? -- Lottie Mills, 6th grade  "Today, A week ago, ALIENS said they were going to invade but have since then done a 'takies backies,' here are the details," -- Elias Yuasa, 8th Grade  At the moment, Ai is now left horrified of humans making art and calculations, when in reality it should be ai, and not something so natural -- Domino H.c, 7th grade  "in February, the FitBit company released a statement about a prototype for a new watch they were calling the SitBit." --Maia Cavagnolo, 8th grade DONALD TRUMP PUTS TARIFFS ON AN ISLAND ONLY INHABITED BY SINGLE STRAW UMBRELLA (AND SOME CRABS)5/2/2025  "On april 21st, donald trump announced that all locations in the world should expect to have at least 8 billion percent tariffs. on the 27th, he proved true his claim by imposing tariffs on an island in the caribbean called mopion island." --Alice stewart, 6th grade  "It’s 2025, everybody, which means the pigeon takeover is finally upon us." --Maia Cavagnolo, 8th grade  "On April 1st, a 3-year-old chihuahua, “Mr. Snuggles,” escaped from his household with a knife, and began terrorizing the nation after being called a “smol, cute bean” one too many times." - logan bergmark 7th grade  "A group of five pop-stars announced they will be headed to the moon for an exclusive concert in March 2026." -- Amara Deanes, 7th Grade |
