The return of the column -- Sayuri espinoza, 7th grade

"Warning: This is a horoscope that is also a list of Florida man headlines. These headlines are 100% true; the horoscopes… eh, that depends on if they make sense, which they might not, not right away. but eventually, they will."--winter johnson, 6TH GRADE

"The continuation of a column." -- Star Schainker, 9th grade and Declan McMahon, 10th grade

"The revival of the column."--Bella Schainker, 8th grade

with the poetic stylings of 
Sunari W-a and Nyla Gill