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GRINGOS getting deported!? What has daniella trumpa done?

5/6/2025

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"Daniella Trumpa has now spoke her thoughts and is deporting gringos even if their not illegal"--Paloma bastos, 6th grade
The following article is a special May investigation by the OSA Shallot staff, aiming to bring you the very best of the campus' fake news. ​

Since the beginning of 2025, gringos have been harassed and injured from WATER (We’re Arresting Today, even rats) arrests. Daniella Trumpa is responsible for this suffering, due to her orders that WATER arrest all gringos in Mexico. Trumpa even ran ads on TV, threatening,  “We will find those gringos that claim to be Mexican but speak of ‘FRI-JOE-LEES.’ Don’t bother hiding since we have already found you.” Some ads feature CHANCLAS to scare these gringos more than when they see a plate of spicy food. This has sparked talk worldwide since no other country has considered taking these measures.

There have been protests and tons of activists speaking out against this racism against gringos. Signs that read “We are your people, Mexico” have been everywhere. Paul (Pronounced Pa-lo), a gringo that has been living in Mexico for 10 years, was having dinner at a taqueria with his wife Jessica (pronounced Hess-Si-Ca) and got arrested by WATER after the man pronounced frijoles as fri-joe-lees and taco as tuh-coh. “Even though I said my name was pronounced Hess-si-ca, they still arrested me!” Paul’s wife explained. 

When these gringos got arrested, most of their families never heard back from them. Thousands have been suing Presidente Trumpa, including the families of these victims in the United States, but no one stands much of a chance against Daniella Trumpa.

Although there is tons of support from Mexico and other Latin American countries towards these actions, many are suffering and on the brink of dying in prisons where they torture gringos taken from Mexico. There are lots of security measures around these “torture chambers,” the most popular being in San Francisco, where WATER reopened Alcatraz.

We got some information about what they do in these jails and centers. “They whip us if we pronounce the word of the day wrong,” a prisoner at a detention center explained. “Yesterday the word was 'Guacamole' and I pronounced it 'Guh-Uach-Mol' and they whipped me as they shoved spoons of Guacamole in my mouth!” After this phone call interview, she never responded again. 

You can make a change through this link, even $1 can make a difference: www.helpsavegringos.com
Thank you for reading this. Please spread awareness about this issue and share this link with your family and friends. #SAVEGRINGOS

Daniella Trumpa has refused any interviews for this article, WATER officers denied any interviews for this article.  
3 Comments
nuh uh
5/8/2025 10:41:34 am

ruh oh I would get deported as a chelle looking person literally my family from Mexico call me chelle

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Wait a sec....
5/8/2025 10:47:50 am

why does the link just go to Italian brainrot on youtube?????

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yuh uh
5/8/2025 11:57:14 am

tralelelo tralala

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