"Taco Bell has announced it will be discontinuing its beloved Baja Blast. The decision, revealed in an Instagram post titled, "A Farewell to the Tide," has left fans angry and demanding answers." -- Ava Ford, 8th grade
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On April 1st, 2025, Sigmaskibidi44, a music artist that uses AI to create their music, was added to the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame. - leo pyskacek 6th grade "Youtube is getting banned in the United states, and the creator of Youtube now has until July 21st, 2025 to give the app to the government." --Naomi stallworth, 6th grade "On Easter, Alternative Popstar Lana Del Rey announced on the social media platform Instagram to her millions of followers, “So grateful to be able to welcome little Cigarette Blue Eyeshadow Rose Grant, into the family and the world.” -- CeCE Burger, 7th grade "On April 21st, pop sensation Justin Bieber publicly confessed his deep, unwavering love for producer Benny Blanco during an exclusive interview with People Magazine. The confession has sent shockwaves through the music industry, the internet, and perhaps most notably, the hearts of millions of Beliebers worldwide." --Ruby Deetz, 8th grade "How do you feel about gladiator fights? What about in school?" -- celeste eagleton, 8th grade "Trump finally reveals who his secret lover is after months of suspense." -- Sayori Espinoza, 6th grade "This week, millions of Americans have lined up outside of Burger King's new “supremeiest extra cheesiest super greasiest court” to wait for burgers, fries, and an AK-47" --Lilah Aparton, 7th Grade "Daniella Trumpa has now spoke her thoughts and is deporting gringos even if their not illegal"--Paloma bastos, 6th grade Have you ever been in the teachers’ lounge? Probably not. In this article, we will uncover what the teachers’ lounge really looks like, what luxuries the teachers may have, and where they got the money for what some are calling the “Palace de Professeurs.”-- Violet regilio , 6th grade |
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